Remember a couple of weeks ago when it was reported that a St. Louis professional athlete was the target of an extortion attempt?
Turns out the athlete in question is Ronnie Belliard.
*cough*
It’s your classic boy-meets-girl, boy-diddles-girl, girl-cries-prego, boy-pays-for-paternity-test, girl-allegedly-miscarries, dad-says-give-us-the-money-anyway kind of story. Happens all the time.
Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie… I guess no one ever told you to stay away from the meth-mouthed skanks from the tiny Metro East towns. That’s not any kind of pudding you want to stick your dick into.
Anyway, good luck ’splaining this one to Mrs. Belliard.
UPDATE 2:02 A.M. 02-04-07: Apparently, Bellyscratcher knew this like a week ago.
