Ken Rosenthal of FoxSports.com speculates that Kirk “Woody” Rueter could land with the Cardinals, presumably because Rueter was born in Hoyleton, IL, and currently resides in Nashville, along Illinois 127, or as I like to call it, “The Carbondale Expressway.” But I digress.
One question, Ken: Why? Why do the Cards need a 35-year-old slop-tossing lefty? Certainly not to compete for a spot in the rotation, and even more certainly not to compete for a bullpen role.
This is the same guy who’s pitched more than 200 innings only once in his career and who made 18 starts in 2005 before the Giants released him. His career numbers are as follows:
130-92, 1,918 IP, 2092 H, 582 BB, 918 K, 4.27 ERA, 97 ERA+
Forget that gaudy W-L record; his best years were in the late ’90s and early this century (at ages 26-32, AKA his prime) pitching for some good, possibly steroid-fueled Giants teams. His last three seasons were a less than stellar 21-24 combined, with ERAs of 4.53, 4.73 and 5.95. Yikes! And his IP total was across 340 appearances, 336 of which were starts. A little math shows an average of about 5 2/3 innings per start. Only once in his career did he average 6 innings per start, and that was his lone 200 IP season. Give this man the ball every fifth day, and your bullpen will get to work early.
If Rueter would sign, the stars would have to align (or disalign, perhaps) for him to make the club. First, to get a spot in the rotation, Anthony Reyes would have to either get hurt (knock knock) or completely lose function of his body. But common sense dictates that if that happens, then Adam Wainwright would get next crack. Of course, this assumes that 1) Rueter would sign and B) Wainwright/Reyes/Jason Marquis wouldn’t be traded for outfield help. If B happens, then all bets are off, because that hole/holes would ostensibly filled with the patented Dave Duncan Scrap Heaper, of which Rueter certainly qualifies.
To be a candidate for the bullpen, it would take massive failures from Ricardo Rincon, Randy Flores, Tyler Johnson AND Carmen Cali for him to have a shot. If the Cards were to go into the season with Rueter on the roster, they’d be in a world of pain. Nothing personal against the man; I’m sure he’s good people. But, come on.
Ken, you do great work, but this rumor makes no sense. It’s just pure geographical speculation on your part.